CP 162 Kings Cross recall announced
RECALL NOTICE: The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This defect has occurred due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. The defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality." It is more commonly known as SIN. The Manufacturer warns that continuing to exercise the unit without repair will render it permanently inoperable.
Diagnostic symptoms include:
1. Amnesia of origin
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Loss of direction
4. Absence of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behaviour
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness, shame and guilt
8. Idolatry and rebellion
9. Unbelief and stubbornness
10. Sluggishness, unresponsiveness and constant tiredness
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable, nor at fault, for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge.
The Repair Technician, Christ Jesus, in a spirit of astonishing generosity, has offered to bear the entire cost of these repairs. All units must be presented at his Kings Cross workshop for the remedial work.
The access code to call for repair in all areas is: FATHER/PRAYER/JESUSCHRIST.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, after entry into the GRACE chamber via the FAITH switch, the Repair Technician will download ATONEMENT into the heart component, effectively re-creating it.
Regardless of the nature or size of the SIN defect, urgent attention is required to prevent catastrophic breakdown. When installed, the NEW HEART component, carefully cross-checked, re-tuned and re-charged by Christ Jesus, will then deliver outcomes with new power and performance:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self Control
It is essential that users check the operating manual, the BIBLE. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth), for further details on the use of these fixes. It is vitally important to internalize the segment with the heading GOSPEL. (Grace Overcoming Sin Promising Eternal Life). This allows ongoing free cross-checks and will enable constant refreshment, care and strengthening of the new heart.
WARNING REPEATED: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids all Manufacturer warranties. Inaction exposes the unit to the risk of permanent breakdown and removal. Entry into heaven will be impossible for any human being units which have not accessed the authorised repair for the SIN defect. You are urgently advised to act now. The Repair Technician is available at all times for free emergency service.
Thank you for your attention!
FATHER GOD
PS. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice. You may contact the Father at any time by knee-mail.
RECALL NOTICE: The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This defect has occurred due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. The defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality." It is more commonly known as SIN. The Manufacturer warns that continuing to exercise the unit without repair will render it permanently inoperable.
Diagnostic symptoms include:
1. Amnesia of origin
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Loss of direction
4. Absence of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behaviour
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness, shame and guilt
8. Idolatry and rebellion
9. Unbelief and stubbornness
10. Sluggishness, unresponsiveness and constant tiredness
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable, nor at fault, for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge.
The Repair Technician, Christ Jesus, in a spirit of astonishing generosity, has offered to bear the entire cost of these repairs. All units must be presented at his Kings Cross workshop for the remedial work.
The access code to call for repair in all areas is: FATHER/PRAYER/JESUSCHRIST.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, after entry into the GRACE chamber via the FAITH switch, the Repair Technician will download ATONEMENT into the heart component, effectively re-creating it.
Regardless of the nature or size of the SIN defect, urgent attention is required to prevent catastrophic breakdown. When installed, the NEW HEART component, carefully cross-checked, re-tuned and re-charged by Christ Jesus, will then deliver outcomes with new power and performance:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self Control
It is essential that users check the operating manual, the BIBLE. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth), for further details on the use of these fixes. It is vitally important to internalize the segment with the heading GOSPEL. (Grace Overcoming Sin Promising Eternal Life). This allows ongoing free cross-checks and will enable constant refreshment, care and strengthening of the new heart.
WARNING REPEATED: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids all Manufacturer warranties. Inaction exposes the unit to the risk of permanent breakdown and removal. Entry into heaven will be impossible for any human being units which have not accessed the authorised repair for the SIN defect. You are urgently advised to act now. The Repair Technician is available at all times for free emergency service.
Thank you for your attention!
FATHER GOD
PS. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice. You may contact the Father at any time by knee-mail.
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